and the winner is....

for all of those on the edge of your seat waiting anxiously for the results of the much anticipated Rat Olympics... I have good news for you, for the rest of you, some good news without all of the anxiety:
Splinter did SOOOOO good... I mean you might as well retire her to the happy rat farm because she's not doing any better than she did today! It was awesome! We trained her to do the long jump but she hadn't been at the peak of her performance since a couple weeks ago when I dropped her and then when she undershot and rammed her face into the other platform. But today! She jumped farther than she ever has and she just kept doing it and so we kept moving the boxes until she exhausted herself. I was so proud. I think she got the gold, it was a perfect execution.
So Splinter... Splint, it was fun while it lasted, hope the breeding colony treats you well and that your amazing leaping skills serve you well.